30 Relatable Pickup Line Memes For When You're Wondering The Perfect Thing To Say

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    I need someone like this in my life Yes Today 10:22 are you awake Like.... now? wanna drive to cincinnati with me well i'm off in 5 Why there's this chicken place i wanna try Lord have mercy.... let me throw clothes in the dryer
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    It's not always 'ghosting'. So you ghosted me? 20:48 No, I didn't. Your conversation skills were below par and I carried the conversation all the time. You are nonchalant, inexpressive, and your idea of taking an interest in me was a constant "How was your day?". Having a conversation with you was not mentally stimulating. I didn't "ghost" you. I just stopped entertaining mediocrity. Wow 20:50 20:49 .0.
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    This is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me: INSTAGRAM (juustmolls): now replied to your story: I love your eyes but i love mine more because wothout mine i cant see yours
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    Evil world we live in Why you so scared of marriage... Here's why: A woman I was dating bought me a cologne, which made me extremely happy because she rarely gave me gifts. One day, I looked at her phone and found a text she had sent: "I BOUGHT HIM THE SAME COLOGNE AS YOURS SO I CAN SMELL YOU IN MY HOUSE." Delivered
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    The difference between guys and girls snapchats Fea Sh ago My boyfriend so cute he bought me Starbucks while I dye my hair CHAT Went to Area 51, got me my alien
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    Smooth asf Knock knock What when Coffee, this week, me and you Who's there What when who
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    It's a cold world Dave Johnny created the group "barbecue" BBQ tomorrow at my place. 12:33 Nice! Can't wait for a fat steak and a pair of ribs ❤❤❤ 12:34 Great. Any vegans here? 12:34 Sara Yeah me! Glad you asked 12:36 Sara has been removed from the group
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    *writes him a ticket for obstructing the rear window* FLEASE STOP GIVING ME TICKETS. I ALREADY HAVE 3 THIS WEEK. I AM OBVIOUSLY BROKE ALREADY. I HAVE ORDERED MY NEW STICKER. IT'S IN THE MAIL. I 7 CAN'T MAKE IT GET HERE FASTER. HAVE SOME MERCY, YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE
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    This type of text >>> I love you Please just keep expressing things to me Teach me how to love you the way you want to be loved
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    Read the opposite of these words. always coming from take me down
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    Screaming, crying, throwing up WDYM 4:20 PM 69% New Message Today 4:20 PM EW PHO WHO DIS BAD ADV SI Today To be clear, your mom and I aren't getting a divorce because we fell out of love. We are getting a divorce because of you. New Message Today 4:20 PM W PHO HO DI T EXPAN e... creators of Message An adult party ga From the cr
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    At least he's polite Upstairs Neighbor > ¡Message Today 2:06 PM Yo I'm gonna drop some heavy stuff on the floor. It'll probably roll around for a few hours. Today 5:52 PM I'm about to scream really loud Okay
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    This was supposed to be deep But you failed math class. I'll be .'. you .
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    God watching you fall for yet another emotionally unavailable person he's sent to use and hurt you for further character development sorry bro
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    Ashley @nocan Single mom of 2 huh? 10 hr. ago Yes. :) but it only makes me stronger. Ashley 10 hr. ago @PICKUPLINES Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gainz Sent
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    @edgyy_memes Worst DM I've ever gotten Verizon LTE 3:16 PM < 3:14 PM Max come here boy! Don't bother the beautiful girl 3:14 PM
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    lykyk Hey :) 100 g Zabc 3 def 4ghi 5jkl 6mno 1pqrs 8 tuv 9wxyz *+ 0 #< 99966688 277733 7777446667778 I don't get it.
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    "No need to reschedule" is wild Today 9:20 AM Hey, I gotta cancel our park date today. No need to reschedule. Best of luck with everything. A iMessage A Pay @PICKUPLINES ••
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    When you get so drunk you forget you ordered food: I am outside 10:16 PM Uber eat 10:18 PM Sounds scary. 10:17 PM Who is this 10:18 PM
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    My little brother has more game than 85% of men out there How to Get A Girlfriend
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    Connor When boys these days say aw you're pretty, fit, etc but Shakespeare once said if kissing you sent me to then I would do it, then while there I could brag about how I tasted heaven Write a message Match with Connor
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    The kind of relationship we all want 333 RU ING ME? No. We're staying married. WHAT A RE
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    Today 1:09 AM Babe I'm really tired I knew you were tired of me It's 1 in the morning please don't + Message QWERTYUIOP
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    couple: "can you take our picture?" me: "sure. can you move a little to your right? a little more. perfect." DISNEY'S AN AL KING
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    I paid your parking meter for you... Imagine what else I'm willing to do to protect your car. FARMERS INSURANCE Got caught up and couldn't pay my meter today
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    Rereading my texts from last night How drunk are you becasue you just answered yourself Are you home No at brewskis
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    After this he was left on read... ¡Message Today 1:15 PM I'm CRYING. You made me CRY No, now is not the time for pet names. Baby No, I'm calling you a baby I'm insulting you Read 1:16 PM
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    She been living rent free in his head @PICKUPLINES @notLM SPOKE TO MY EX AFTER 10 YEARS "MISS OR MRS?" HE ASKED "Dr." I SAID
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    And they say romance is dead @PICKUPLINES [a d 10m ago Replied to your story highlight: If I ever went to war I'd put this pic in my locket
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    this has me crying Every time I talk to you I feel so confused I've never met anyone like you fr baeee stop lovebombing me Read 20:26 What? This is not a compliment You scare me A iMessage

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